SpiderDunk 

To unload large amounts of sperm into your hand and slap someone with it.

Yo man, I just SpiderDunked Zach today! He had cum hangin' off his face!

SpiderDunk by Zach and Charlie December 14, 2005

spiderdust

Spider Dust n. : Also known as cheese extract, Spider Dust is a strong stimulant mostly used as a recreational drug. It is commonly snorted (via eye sockets), inhaled, or injected into the veins. Mental effects may include loss of contact with reality, an intense feeling of being a spider, or “shooting some webs your way.”

Get me some of that spiderdust

spiderdust by A_person September 9, 2015

@SpidergunYT 

A furry who live-streams and is very funny

@SpidergunYT:¨ Whats up my gigity gamers today we are playing Terraria with shade and syrup exe¨

@SpidergunYT by Bumblebeeeeeeee January 25, 2023

Spidermonkey

An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.

Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.

As a Verb

"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"


As an Adjective

Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?

Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.


In the Workplace

(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.

Spidermonkey by Tiger02 February 23, 2009

Spiderdude 

Its when you get bit by a spider but you be cool about it.

Bro, your a Spiderdude

Spiderdude by BNHAFangirl October 23, 2020

Cutthroat Spidermonkey 

A cutthroat Spidermonkey, is another name for a clingy hardass bitch. The name is derived from the word Cutthroat meaning, to have no pitty and able to do anything it takes to get what one wants. A spider monkey is a tropical forest monkey that, once it finds its mate, never leaves it side, thus very clingy.

Raashmi is a Cutthroat Spidermonkey.

Cutthroat Spidermonkey by ihatechris! October 24, 2011

Spiderdick 

When you masturbate or when pulling your dick out of her vagina and you ejaculate uncontrollably, resembling spider man shooting webs.

I just spiderdicked on the wall.

I have messed my room with my spiderdick.

Spiderdick by Yoraesha August 17, 2017