Spider Dust n. : Also known as cheese extract, Spider Dust is a strong stimulant mostly used as a recreational drug. It is commonly snorted (via eye sockets), inhaled, or injected into the veins. Mental effects may include loss of contact with reality, an intense feeling of being a spider, or “shooting some webs your way.”
An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a goodway.
Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.
As a Verb
"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"
As an Adjective
Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?
Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.
In the Workplace
(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.
A cutthroat Spidermonkey, is another name for a clingy hardass bitch. The name is derived from the word Cutthroat meaning, to have no pitty and able to do anything it takes to get what one wants. A spider monkey is a tropical forest monkey that, once it finds its mate, never leaves it side, thus very clingy.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.