Spider Poop 

When one person is sitting on the toilet pooping and another person sits on their lap facing them and poops at the same time.

If we were in love we would spider poop.

Spider Poop by Jessica ;p October 31, 2008

Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx ) 

Woman's excretory matter, which escape through the mouth and/or nostrils during sleep. These creatures are spider-like in form and are composed of digested food. The size of the poop spider is proportional to the size of a woman. This of course is the explanation to the age old question, "Do girls poop?"

"Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx )"

Tiny spiders= Tiny women
Large spiders= Large women
Black widows= Angry Feminists
Daddy Long Legs= Vegetarians

Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx ) by Dr. A.R.C. Tolkein, DMFA. February 12, 2009

spider web poops 

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.

I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.

spider web poops by D-n-C November 2, 2006

Spiderpoop 

The act of straddling over another's body that is sitting on the toilet while both people defecate into the toilet and gaze into each-others eyes. The act is supposed to look like spider legs hanging from a toilet thus giving it the name spiderpoop.

Guy: Hey, lets do something neat.
Other Guy: I know, lets spiderpoop.
Guy: That sounds groovy man.

Dude: I just spiderpooped your Mom last night.

Spiderpoop by The Heatmeiser January 11, 2012

SpiderPool

The shipping between the two Marvel characters Spiderman and Deadpool.
(Also affectionately called SpideyPool)

"OMG, SpiderPool is SO my OTP!"
"Hey, did you get that SpiderPool art I sent you?"
"I'm not sure how I feel about SpideyPool . . . I like IronSpidey better"

SpiderPool by ShippingNut.net May 17, 2017

spiderpool

Spiderman and deadpool doing the nasty

"Deadpool is straight right ?"
"Hell no" "he's butt fuckin spiderman in that spiderpool art"

spiderpool by Cartoon kid July 15, 2016

Spiderpool is Gay 

Yes Spiderpool is gay he likes looking at children at the pool little boys

Yes Spiderpool is gay he likes little boys and he looks at them

Spiderpool is Gay by Christopher Braxton October 9, 2022