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2.
The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...
The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!
by calven March 21, 2003
 
1.
A high level sex move in which the man moves either himself or the girl into a contorted position for the purpose of deep penetration. Also called the "gut crusher". See any Bangbus episode featuring Ramon for further explanation and examples of this position. See also: Dirty Sanchez for an appropriate finishing move.
The slut kept beggin for more so I went into the spider monkey and rearranged her organs.
by Instigator October 20, 2004
 
3.
Verb
The act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. For best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.
WOW, look at that tall chick. I would love to SpiderMonkey all over her.
by MGranks01 January 20, 2009
 
4.
Little bits of nugget poo rapped in anal pubes
I have some lovley Spidermonkeys
by cheesetastegood February 22, 2010
 
5.
An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.

Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.

As a Verb

"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"


As an Adjective

Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?

Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.


In the Workplace

(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.
by Tiger02 February 23, 2009
 
6.
Shit in your hand and then sling it on someone using the spiderman finger position.
I like to reach in the toilet grab some poo and spidermonkey her face.
by Skraps0331 June 28, 2011
 
7.
the practice of rectal inspection by one's assosciates, as exhibited by the spider monkeys at Auckland Zoo, New Zealand
'hey man, upto tomorrow?'
'not much, you?'
'same here...y'know, I could really use a spider-monkey. It's been a while.'
by zolivia December 07, 2010