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When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!
Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing
by troubledemon January 24, 2010