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Interesting, whereby people in old, patched up clothes look interesting because the patches add color. Usually used in conjunction with clothes, but can apply to almost anything.
"Your new blazer is quite spatchy and keen, especially in this light!"
spatchy by Noise Tank January 2, 2005
Portmanteu of speculative and sketchy, used when a source is unreliable or cannot be trusted.
Geek 1: Dude, did you see that Carol Danvers is going to be in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie?

Geek 2: Yeah, but that source was really spatchy.
Spatchy by af632 August 17, 2012
Online site for like minded people to gather. Chat-room for chating with fellow spatchers, and forums for sharing views and discussions, share music videos, and pictures. A difference is that unlike other forums where the members never met, spatchy organises activities for members to meet.
spatchy by yugekib December 22, 2010

spatchy spatch 

Watching my BF cook dinner while I stand here with my spatchy spatch ready to stir something
spatchy spatch by Blouis775 January 5, 2020

Mr Spatchy

One of the Tower Gods who, as long as no drop of matrix is wasted, will insure a bountiful harvest of panels without warped edges and free of contamination. He is said to resemble Jesus in some aspects but have a Superman like cape and must be worshipped daily.
I must not have made my daily offering to Mr Spatchy. These panels all have contaminants in them.
Mr Spatchy by Matalicous May 18, 2024

Splatchy 

A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.

Pronounced "splotchy"
Monica: "Hey Bill"

Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"

Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"
Splatchy by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019