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Spastification

The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.
Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.
Spastification by GiggleTits April 26, 2013
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Spanification 

The way in which Spanish people type words from the English language phonetically.
The spanification of Hello is Jelou.
Spanification by Michael Cris September 21, 2008

Satification 

The feeling of satisfaction along with much gratification. Lots of satisfaction and gratification together.
"Eating that sandwich gave me very much satification."
Satification by wordmaker5000 April 20, 2010

smartificational 

Adjective meaning extremely smart or extremely stupid.
Idiot 1:I spelled "mississippi"!
Idiot 2:You must be smartificational!
smartificational by Johnny Salazar February 23, 2008

smartificationalist 

Someone who is extremely smart or just thinks that they are.
Idiot 1:I got an "A" on my math test!
Idiot 2:You must be a smartificationalist!

Spartification 

Any reunion or event of (or involving) the KMD. Usually involves ridiculous amounts of alcohol and general nonsense. A typical night of spartification ends the following morning usually with three or more people passed out on the floor.
"Did you hear Dattoli, Bryan and Miller are getting together tonight."
"Yeah, sounds like there's going to be some serious spartification going down."
Spartification by ace_helixxx April 22, 2008

sassification 

the process that leads up to being sassy
"in getting ready for a hot date, Jessica started her sassification process"