Fuck a lady who is on her period, pull out your bloody dick and slap it into her face. The blood in her face will make her look like a spartan, returning from a hell of a battle. Pulling a move like this will make you a real hero.
Maybe you wanna shout out something like "this ain't madness. this is sparta biaaatch". but a simple "inya face" will do it as well.
Maybe you wanna shout out something like "this ain't madness. this is sparta biaaatch". but a simple "inya face" will do it as well.
Markus wife refused to make him some goddamn sammiches. so he showed her what a spartan hero does for living.
by CerealKiller69 October 29, 2010
Big Vic The Spartan was a fantastic Spartan who fought alongside Jesus Montiel Christ aka Jesus Christ against the Athenian Army who was led by Big Vic's brother, Big Vic the Athen. Big Vic the Athen had allies such as Nicholas Gurr and Pedro The Persian who is later revealed to be Pedro Basim. Big Vic is friends with Captain A. Beard and is the long lost brother of Vin Diesel aka Dominic Toretto.
by Captain Angel Beard January 4, 2022
A man who doesn't masterbate at all as it will draw all his energy from him. Similar to how boxers don't have sex prior to a big fight. Like Samson had his power in his hair. Men have their strength related hormones in their balls.
by Piddique April 30, 2019
by blinditachii June 1, 2021
One who has the ability to stay up for days on end and shag every bird in sight and cause absolute destruction without the impedance of the law
by The obvious Jew July 12, 2023
The best football team on Staten Island okay will win a championship and is 100% the best coached team out there with amazing football players like Cyrus and Jesse also fips and Phil/staypuffed this team is most likely gonna go undefeated
The Spartans are mad good
by 10-0 August 19, 2019
The act of placing one testicle on each eye in place of the coins owed for the Journey to Styx. The dick is the put into the mouth to symbolize flowing down river.
by igotthejokes February 10, 2021