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1. This is Sparta
The greatest cry ever shouted in the history of the universe, only to be shouted directly before delivering a kick to the sternum over a large, seemingly endless pit that has no logical reason for being there but looks really, really, awesome.
This is blasphemy! THIS IS MADNESS!!! Madness huh? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!
2. this is sparta
A statement that, when said, causes you to win a quarrel regardless of how irrational your reasoning is.
Me: "Ok, all bad people start out as babies, right? If our society adopted the idea of regularly eating babies, then there would be no bad people!"
Sarah: "Your fucking insa..(i interrupt)"
Me: "This is Sparta!"
Sarah: "Damn it..."
3. This is sparta
A phrase used prior to an ejaculation.
guy: I'm coming baby!

girl: no wait!

guy: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
4. this is sparta
Kicking someone.
Wife: Ahhh... The baby is coming, now!! This is madness!!

Husband: Baby? Madness, huh? THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!

*kicks the baby back into the pussy*
5. This is Sparta
A phrase that people put in their signatures to appear cool, because the average noob does not know what "THIS IS SPARRTTAAAA" means, but realizes if he did know what it meant, it would be rather funny.
Johns Signature: THIS IS SPARTA D<
Noob: lol! wait wha?
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