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Sparkling Taco 

An extremely clean vagina that has no hair or disfigurements of any kind. When the light shines on such a vagina it tends to create an amazing light effect.

No one has ever seen such a vagina, but it was once believed to have been worshiped on Atlantis.
My dad told me that The Great Sparkling Taco created the Burmuda Triangle when it sunk under the waves.
It is also believed to have invented Coca-Cola and Cheetos.
Sparkling Taco by PB & J. April 24, 2008
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Taco Bell Spanking 

Using a Taco Bell quesadilla to profusely spank someone while they have beans in the ass, sour cream on their butt cheeks, and a burrito down their throat.
Ugh, bend me over and give me that Taco Bell spanking baby!!!!!