Sparkle Fart

A member of any sex who exudes a relentlessly upbeat, over-the-top, rose-tinted glasses cheery personality that may initially come across as cute, but becomes tiresome. Soon their endless gushing over everything soon with childish enthusiasm comes across as shallow and immature.

'My neighbour just finished painting a mural of rainbows and unicorns ....and it's in her bedroom. She's such a sparkle fart.'

Sparkle Fart by snaffles January 3, 2017

Sparkle Fart

When you eat a pound of glitter, a pound of beans, sit by an oscillating fan, and wait....

Tony went to the party store and after he had a bad case of the sparkle farts

Sparkle Fart by current RMC student December 29, 2016

fart sparkle 

The nauseating gas that exits a stoppers ass while twerking.

Hey did that chick just fart sparkle on you?

fart sparkle by geekdad March 15, 2014

Sparkel Farter 

A person or persons that think they are above others and to good for you. They often are snobs and narcissist. They often think their shit don't stink. They mainly live on You Tube that's the place they love to sparkel fart on everyone.

I came across a Sparkel Farter on You Tube today and they seemed to be a big snob. There nose was so far up in the air that there nose bled.

Sparkel Farter by Triggered Minds January 3, 2021

sparkletart 

Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they could be the seventh village person.

It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.

sparkletart by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009

Sparkletart 

Commonly a teenager, usually male, who dresses the part of a snowboarder but has no skills. Everything in their kit matches and is expensive; often adorned with unnecessary trend items like bandanas. A snowboarder who accessorizes like a teenage girl. Their gear resembles a costume - in a lineup they might resemble one of the Village People.

It's the weekend - the terrain park is stacked with sparkletarts from Patheticut and Dirty Jerz. Let's blow it off and hit the trees.

Sparkletart by Bolton Outlaw January 17, 2008