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A spankist is any person who has a propensity to administer spanking as their preferred form of corporal punishment. A spankist (or spanki, plural) is usually an adult who performs the spank on a young child. Spanki are most often parents or family relatives, with daycare givers or babysitters being less common examples. An elementary school teacher was once considered to be the defining institutionalized spankist, but this practice has largely abated since the Post-war era.
"As a spankist, I believe that time-out is an ineffective punishment."

One theme considered for an episodic arc for the Maury Povich Show was "You Spankist!: A focus on potentially unethical spanking."
Spankist by Rice_brown September 14, 2010
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The rarely washed, sperm covered blanket found in every hotel room atop of a clean bed.
Jeff walked into the hotel room and immediately kicked off the disgusting spanket and tossed it in the corner of the room.
Spanket by tonowoo August 29, 2014

spankenstein 

A man who masturbates in the morning to help himself wake up.
Joe was late for class because he was groggy and he had to use his spankenstein method of waking up.
spankenstein by DJ16 January 30, 2009

spankette 

a. A flirtatious female who teases as if enticing someone to dare spank her.
b. A female (usually one who enjoys being spanked) whose buttocks are smaller, tighter, firmer than an average adult-shaped bottom.
c. A girl, or boy (probably gay), who likes being spanked, and either acts like, or whose slim shape resembles that of a young girl.
a. That girl's nothin' but a spankette - look at how she's behaving, what a naughty tease - somone should take her over their knee... and man, am I tempted.
b. Sure, she's kinda on the skinny side, but she's a pure spankette - man, what a cute, naughty little butt.
c. That little spankette's about to get a well deserved you-know-what.
spankette by dragonjon April 27, 2007

spankfest 

To have kinky sex. Sex using a lot of spanking. Domination.
Moesha could hardly walk after I gave her a spankfest last night.
spankfest by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003

spankety spank 

I spankety spanked that bitch's ass for 3 hours before i came on her.
spankety spank by Maggot666 February 17, 2005

spankster 

yo look at tat spankster in tat riceburner
spankster by jimmy miller May 8, 2003