usually somebody who is a complete asshole and has an especially crooked cock. The person also usually has a ridiculously hairy ass and should be advised not to sit on velcro in the near future. Used in a derogatory manner.
Kid: Hey! There is yet another Spaits M!
Parent: Oh honey! You looked at his crooked cock didnt you?
Parent: Oh honey! You looked at his crooked cock didnt you?
by panama171 January 21, 2008