spain

A georgous and highly multicultural country full of life, culture, and spirit. Spain is a series of many different climates and terrains, and inevitably different cultures (castellan, gallegan, etc). Home to the most beautiful women in the world!

Because Spain is extremely georgous, you should go there one of these days.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

spain

1) A beautiful country on the Iberian peninsula in southwestern Europe, capital is Madrid
2) Gets very hot, but there's no humidity
3) It mostly composed of red clay
4) Builds SEAT cars, which are cheap but fun
5) Has an good economy, still partially paralyzed by Franco's former dictatorship
6) Has gypsies who live in caves furnished with TVs, fridges, etc
7) Sells beer in McDonalds
8) Has awesome food and wine, making one realize the necessity of a siesta.
9) Is pretty cheap to travel about
10) Running with the bulls is for experienced locals and tourist yuppie jocks only

Eat a lot while in Spain, because you will never enjoy food this good ever in your life.

by Hans Blix August 28, 2005

Not Spain

Portugal, that one country next to Spain

Dude 1:The Iberian peninsula is made up of two main countries, Spain and Not Spain.
Dude 2:The hell is Not Spain?
Dude 1: Ugh, Portugal

by DashTRE February 19, 2021

spain

A country BIGGER AND RICHER than Portugal.
We rather prefer bullfighting than school shooting.

People don't eat tacos, and don't wear ridiculous mexican hats.

We hate french people too

- Have you ever been to Spain?
- Spain? the country that ruled Portugal for almost one century???

by OscarBcn July 7, 2005

spained

To have your buttocks indisputably handed to you by a teacher (perferably in the FBISD G/T Mentorship program). Usually done online in the form of an email, though it has frequently happened in a face to face dispute.

"I didn't get my weekly letter in, and I got this nasty email from the Spainster. It's the third one this six weeks." "You got spained, hardcore style!"

by spainee April 28, 2005

will spain

a super super nice guy who you are lucky to know. is kinda boring sometimes but thats just because he doesnt know what to say. if he has feelings for you he probably wont make the first move, so if you like him, tell him!!! he is super good with kids and pets: great family man ;) has broken girls harts before but doesnt realize it. over all hes a super great guy who is awesome and while sometimes he sends mixed signals, hes really smart and caring. if he loves you you are the luckiest girl in the world <3

girl: im in love with will spain but idk what to say, hes just such a great guy i dont wanna ruin our friendship if he doesnt feel the same
girls friend: just tell him! you know he wont make the first move . itll be ok dont worry :)

by maybe im lying who knows November 14, 2016

spain

A country located on the Iberian Peninsula in South Western Europe. Its official language is Spanish. It is known for bullfights, tomato fights, and fighting the French. It has great food, wine and sports teams, especially in basketball and football (soccer for you yanks out there) The Spanish are also known in history for being great navigators of the ocean. The are credited with the first to circumnavigate the globe and to "discover" and settle America (Never mind that the two lads who accomplished these things were Portuguese and Italian respectively). During and after World War 2 Spain was subject to a fascist dictatorship under Franco. While he was a brutal dictator he also did some good things for Spanish nationalism and the economy of Spain. Ironically as soon as he died Spain lost the words to their national anthem and the economy began to deteriorate.

Portugal is NOT the capital of Spain, Madrid is.

Did you see Spain destroy Greece at basketball? If only they knew how to play football like that.

by RKP August 6, 2007