Top Definition
One whom masturbates to the point they essentially become a sports personality, a pun on 'athlete'.
"Hey, haven't seen Trev for a few weeks now. What about you?"

"I saw him just last week, he's practising his jerkin' technique for the Spaffletics event next week, he's become quite the Spafflete."
#spaffelete #spaffletics #spaffing #spaff #spafe
by executecodered March 11, 2013
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