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Spadefaced 

Getting so drunk its like you got hit in the face with a spade
you were soooo Spadefaced last night
Spadefaced by Notorious 2K10 August 23, 2010
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Spaceface Stalker 

n. a person (usually female) that creates a Facebook/and or Myspace account, simply for the ability to stalk X-partners
Dude A, "That chick I dumped 2 weeks ago made a myspace account so she could see what I've been doing"

Dude B, "Spaceface Stalker's are bad news"
Spaceface Stalker by DudeA March 24, 2009

spareface 

interj.

Used to express apathy or indicate a lack of interest or concern, also careface.

Literally a face that is 'spare', an evolution of talk to the hand (because the face isn't listening).
Susan: Hey my phone's so much cooler than yours it can even talk to itself!
Clint: Spareface!
spareface by Spare101 June 6, 2013

spadeface 

A spadeface refers to a person with severe facial disfigurement, usually describing one with a face sculpted like a spade. Often a spadeface also has an extremely evident receding hairline.
"OMG, look, it's Mr. Waldock! What a spadeface!"
spadeface by shurikken February 19, 2008

spadeface 

A person whose facial appearance seems to have been sculpted by a shovel.
An insult to the ugly or the facially deformed.
A steriotypical miner or used to describe somebody who has a dirty face, like coal.
Your mom's got a spadeface.
Hey spadeface, when did you last wash?
spadeface by SpadeFace November 2, 2004

shamefaced 

adj. 1. post fellatio, of the fellator: the result of any amount of sperm and/or disharge being visible on one's physiognomy
Sally sat there shamefaced

spaceface 

The face made by scene girls when they are taking pictures of themselves from odd angles. Spaceface pictures commonly include at least two of the following elements: emo bangs, pouty lips, and peace signs. Often seen as profile pictures on popular social networking sites such as Myspace and Facebook.
Scene Girl 1: I like your profile picture. Your spaceface looks really scene. Dinosaurs.
xxSceneGirlx2: Thanks. I know I look totally hxc.
spaceface by xxCUTMYSELFxxLESSTHAN3x December 29, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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