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Spaceboots 

An occurrence or temporary paralysis of the leg(s) and feet immediately following an extended stay on the toilet whilst using a mobile device.

This is a result of ones leg(s) lacking the needed oxygen to function properly. Difficulty walking or controlling ones leg(s) or feet and often appearing as a limp to a third party.

Texting, Tweeting, Instagram, Facebook, pinterest are all common causes of Spaceboots.

This can be alleviated by discreetly bending ones knees multiple times while rinsing hands to restore leg functionality prior to exiting the restroom.
Co Worker Joe: Dude, why are you walking so funny?

Paul: I got a wicked case of spaceboots following a Instagram binge on the toilet.

Coworker: Weak.
Spaceboots by Swampfox1 October 3, 2013
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Spaceboots 

I had soo Much fun last night w/ Chinaindia. My Spaceboots is wavey!
Spaceboots by chinasellyxx October 12, 2010

myface and spacebook 

an expression used to illustrate the (limited) interchangeableness of two popular social networking sites, which is amplified by the facts that each site's title is a compound word and one of the words compounded into one site's title rhymes with one of the words compounded into the other site's title
I'm friends with him on both myface and spacebook.

Spacebooking 

flippin between myspace and facebook.
I'm spacebooking tonight, playing mafia at both myspace and facebook.
Spacebooking by samiam6977 August 29, 2009

spacebook 

A combination of the social networking sites MySpace and Facebook where you can avoid having to actually get out of bed to see your flatmates or find out about the lives of people you once knew.

(See also: MyFace)
My ex just added me as a friend on Spacebook.

Yes, I already know you're engaged, it said so on Spacebook!
spacebook by eblyatrom February 22, 2007

Spacebook 

The witty nickname for "Eve: Online" social networking site "evegate.com". Because it's facebook. For internet spaceships.
"Did you read your evemail?"
"no... can't be bothered to log in..."
"Fuck that, dude... just check Spacebook!"
Spacebook by Namyri'el September 26, 2011

Spaceboys 

1. Fresh ass kids, Bag mad Bitches.

2. Crew of 5: Bobby,Jordan,Douvante,Calvin, And Kevin
My girl cheated on me with one of the spaceboys, she said cause their fresher than me.
Spaceboys by SpaceBoys May 25, 2009