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When two reluctant and kinky boys head to a remote area of a room to engage in rampantly and furiously placing the head of both of their flaccid and unused penises in a siamese conjoined adopted babies manner to have one male stretch his foreskin over the others to create a Jamestown ship to dock analogy. Both boys will giggle and be more excited than Tony the Tiger and erupt with massive loads of semen flavored cum. While Ezekiel's dad goes to work, he invites his cuddly homo sapien-like boytoy Mario to come over and migrate to an open corner of the room to engage in Space Docking. Mario's excessive foreskin, due to the fact he was born with Crohn's disease and two Urethra's, is always used to create the boat in dock motion that makes Ezekiel keep coming back for more. Mario is also an illegal immigrant and an Auschwitz survivor.
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When a man shits into a womans vagina. Brian squatted over her, lined it up, and began space docking.
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The act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices. "Hey baby, want to try space docking tonight?"
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the once common, now lost art of pooping into a girl's vagina, space docking is enjoying a resurgence of popularity, particularly in the midwestern and northeastern United States (most notably Chicago and New York City) that reminds many art historians/scatologists of the beginning of the renaissance that began in Italy in the 15th Century. Sally didn't much appreciate Charlie's failure to disclose that he ate three bowls of chili before space docking with her last night.
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Two objects namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal. Me and my jew bro went space docking last night... i was stuck for hours.
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When a man inserts his "junk" into a woman's ass (junk), then exits and starts having missionary sex after the residue from inside the woman's butt (poop) is left on the man's penis. "When a space ship enters a dock, or dock "2" (The Butt (Taking a #2 refers to taking a dump; hence "dock 2")), but then re-docks into sector 1 (The Vagina), in result, leaving her with a high risk of getting a kidney infection or any other related venereal disease." Ex: "Space Docking"
Jim: Dude Sally was all over you last night. Where did you go? Me: We went to pound town! She was wasted so I gave it to her from behind, then she turned over and I started f***in her p**sy. Jim: You space docked her? Me: I don't know, but she said she's been sick all day. Jim: At least you're not obligated to hang out with her now. Me: She's a homie-hopper, she had it coming. |
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The act of buggering somone else, often of the same sex with a frozen turd. Baz: Hey rastall do you wanna go space docking later?
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latin: incursio astrum
Mid-missionary position the man pulls out, turns his back to the woman and defecates into her vagina. This maneuver is remarkably difficult, hence the likeness to docking a shuttle into a space station at 17,000 mph. from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex I have a huge space-travel fetish and space docking is just like 'one small drop for a man, one giant orgasm for mankind.
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