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In watching "MTV's True Life: Southern Belle," we see that a "Southern Belle" is a stereotypically vapid southern blonde white woman hell-bent on conforming to a sado-masochist vision of proper womanhood. Typical characteristics of an aspiring or "professional" Belle are: extreme narcissism, poor grammar and an obsession with "Southern" culture and alienating themselves with more mainstream homogeneous metro-culture. The saddest thing though is the day that they realize they're "old" and are no longer pretty, casting them into a dark brooding depression battled with eating...turning them into the 350 pound troll women often encountered in the South. Raini, from MTV's True Life: Southern Belle, cries when her 350 pound mother doesn't drive fast enough to the pageant.
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Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
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Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions: "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The beach The beach Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Summer tans Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy Grits Country ham Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm: Charleston (Chawl'stn) Savannah (S'vanah) New Orleans (N'awlins) Atlanta (Addlanna) Southern women know their elegant gentlemen: Men in uniform. Men in tuxedos Rhett Butler, of course! Southern women know their prime real estate: The Mall The Country Club The Beauty Salon Southern w... |
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God's greatest creation ever. The most beautiful women in the world. "You're beautiful." "I know. I'm from the South."
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The 10 Commandants for Southern Belles
1.Never cuss in front of your Mamma or your mammy. 2.Your daddy (and Rhett Butler) is always the perfect man. 3.Never wear white after Labor Day or before Easter. 4.Never try to pass faux pearls for real ones at any special event. (especially your debut) 5.Always say yes mama and yes sir. No matter who you are talking to. 6.Never go out without "putting your face on" because you never know who you will see 7.Never pretend to be drunker than you really are. 8.Never smoke at a country club, on the street, or anywhere besides your house or at a very close friend's house 9.Never forgive yankees. (just remember you could be Scarlet O Hara if they had not have won the war) 10.NEVER accept the defeat by the enemy Southern Belles are god's gift to earth. Southern Belles Always... drink sweet tea Watch Steel Magnolias Read Gone with the Wind Hate Yankess!!! Examples of Southern Belles are... Scarlet O'Hara, Melanie Wilks, All the women in Steel Magnolias and Yaya Sisterhood. and most true Saint Marys girls.
always remember... WWMD- What Would Melanie Do WWSD- What Would Scarlet Do |
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Main Entry: Southern Belle
Part of Speech: Noun Definition: A beautiful and charming woman from the Southern United States. A Southern Belle possesses an undeniable natural charm, has a warm and dazzling smile, and impeccable manners, calling each person she encounters 'sir' or 'ma'am' regardless of their age or position. A Southern Belle can be recognized by her unforgettable Southern drawl, unstinting hospitality and graciousness, and her recognition as Football as a part of her religion. Southern Belles are recognized as one of God's greatest creations and continously overshadow women from Northern US States. "Look at Reese Witherspoon. She's flawless and brilliant. Look at her smile, look at her charm! I feel mezmerized by her!"
"Of course you do, she's from Tennessee." "And what does that have to do with anything?" "It has everthing to do with it! She's a Southern Belle!" |
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a dead breed as far as younger generations are concerned; much like the southern gentleman Southern women nowadays are at least as disgusting as women from other regions; they'll claim otherwise of course John: Dude, did you see that southern belle?
Jack: Nobody cares because southern belles don't really exist anymore. Really, southerners are a major reason american women are getting such a bad rep |
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the act of waving a duvet around like Scarlet O'Hara when lying in bed after letting a really wet, warm, loud and smelly fart. The waving around of the duvet adds to the comedy but also helps to spread the smell. While speaking in a Southern American accent. saying such phrases as, see examples. all of this is done while blaming your girl/boyfriend. woowee, I do declare ive gone and made a southern belle of myself.
somebody bakin brownies? smells just like a southern belle. somebody better get me some lemonade to wash away this southern belle. its mighty warm in here, warmer than a southern belle. |
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