To fuck someone over. Inspired by the narcissistic and disloyal NBA all-star, LeBron James when he decided to take up an hour of primetime TV to announce he'll be signing with the Miami Heat.
by yusef1103 July 16, 2010
In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.
LeBron: After my last game as a Cleveland Cavalier, I proceeded to go home to take my talents to south beach.
by sad clevelander July 10, 2010
by oxenteam January 31, 2011
A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.
The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.
by jcuhomey July 11, 2010
Masturbation. Explanation:
When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?
Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
by T-MLB July 10, 2010
Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?
Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
by c1sok1d July 11, 2010
Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...
by bighoops57 July 10, 2010