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2 definitions by T-MLB

Masturbation. Explanation:

When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?

Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
by T-MLB July 10, 2010
As opposed to regular hook-up, a "dirty" hook up is when either of the participants in the hook up already hooked up that day.
Damn, Johnny had a dirty hook up with Michelle, cuz Michelle done blew Freddy an hour ago.
by t-mlb March 20, 2010