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Sophisticuffs

A heated battle of words between gentlemen/intellectuals. Less likely to involve physical altercations, more likely to involve cane/glove altercations.
Two upright individuals are quietly debating when one feels the other becoming too aggressive or is actively trying to instigate an altercation. The light in the immediate area dims and classical pump-up music starts to play (something like Mozart - Dies Irae) as they begin circling one another. This would be a "classic" case of some intense sophisticuffs.
Sophisticuffs by Tonyoni November 19, 2010
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Sophfisticuffs

The combination or fisticuffs; the act of fighting with ones fists (without the use of boxing gloves), and sophisticated: and adjective describing something as high class. Sophfisticuffs is therefore sophisticated fisticuffs. While fisticuffs does not include gloves, sophfisticuffs may as long as the gloves are sophisticated as both aspects of the word, sophisticated and fisticuffs are equally important.
I just got punched in the face, but I have to respect the guy because he was wearing a tuxedo. Thats some real sophfisticuffs.

The fight was after school, so he wanted to look his best, wore a bow tie and black shoes. He lost and had a bloody nose. Still, pretty Sophfisticuffs.
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Sophisticus 

A Holiday where people dress up in fancy outfits and wear mustaches and Monocles. This holiday is held every June 15th.
It is often celebrated by drinking continually at pubs. its also known to be celebrated by going to the local strip club and talking as if sophisticated.
You: I say dear sir, let us celebrate Sophisticus.
Friend: Indubitably, old bean.
Sophisticus by Coausti October 16, 2011

Sophisticus 

1. A holiday originating from a you tube fake holiday contest. To celebrate one dresses as dapper as possible (top hats, monocles, etc.) and spends the day acting like a snob and using a fork and knife at every meal regardless of the type of food. It is celebrated on the first Thursday in February.
Chairman: Sophisticus!
All: Hurrah!
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Sophisticus 

An ancient Chinese scholar who was known world wide for his manners and upper-class-id-ness. Used to descibe someone who displays these traits in adjectival or noun form.
Person A: I've seen the musical RENT 45 times.
Person B: Wow, you're rather Sophisticus.
Person C: No, just gay.
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A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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