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1.
to soot (v) is to sexually "toot" into a sexual partners rectum in a musical way
Mark likes to soot with Helen during oral sex
by u.b.b.f.f April 30, 2009
 
2.
a penis fart that obliverates a females insides.
Anfernee sooted in Shaniqua's cornhole.
by Anthony Urballica September 16, 2006
 
3.
The remains of wood, coal, oil, or of any other flammable substance - after being burned.
Made mostly of carbon, it is black in color, and very fine in texture.
"Sweep the soot out of the fireplace, please."
or
"That chimney-sweep better get all the soot off of him before he comes to the door!"
by Kenjoki Ikari January 26, 2005
 
4.
Something Hubert Cumberdale tastes like according to Salad Fingers.
Bah, Hubert Cumberdale! You taske like soot and poo.
by TagDaze August 26, 2004
 
5.
A more polite expression for shit, often more widely used and in much more trivial situations.
Oh soot, my book fell out in the floor.

The sooty quality of this guitar is making my ears bleed.
by OinkerBob October 12, 2009
 
6.
A referal to any japenese turbo car, due to the sound of the air pressure getting released as the foot is taken of the accelerator at approximatly 2500rpm.
"i'm sick of this wagon, I want to get a soot."
by Sooteesha March 03, 2010
 
7.
A lazy way of saying "shoot" in the same way that a person might say sit.
"Aww, soot! That dolphin just ate the Presidents horse!"
by Sassage McLink March 02, 2004