A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.
Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.
by Bill Browsky November 11, 2003
1. The fight song for the University of Oklahoma.
2. A chant amongst alumni and fans of the school. When in the presence of other Sooner fans, one person must first yell "Boomer!!!" and it is the duty of someone nearby to reply "Sooner!!!". Both must be done as loudly as possible.
(Can result in embarrassment when one yells "Boomer!!!" under the false pretense other Sooner fans are around, and receives no response as a result.)
2. A chant amongst alumni and fans of the school. When in the presence of other Sooner fans, one person must first yell "Boomer!!!" and it is the duty of someone nearby to reply "Sooner!!!". Both must be done as loudly as possible.
(Can result in embarrassment when one yells "Boomer!!!" under the false pretense other Sooner fans are around, and receives no response as a result.)
1. "Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner! Booner Sooner ! Boomer Sooner! Boomer Sooner OKU!!!!
2.
Sooner Fan 1: "Look at that guy over there...he's got a OU hat on!"
Sooner Fan 2: Awesome, see if he can hear us.
Sooner Fan 1: "BOOOMER!!!!!!!"
Guy: "SOOOOOONER!!!!!!!"
2.
Sooner Fan 1: "Look at that guy over there...he's got a OU hat on!"
Sooner Fan 2: Awesome, see if he can hear us.
Sooner Fan 1: "BOOOMER!!!!!!!"
Guy: "SOOOOOONER!!!!!!!"
by Our Roy Williams Is Better December 8, 2010
Louis Hawkeye:
"Hey Leblanc, Do you want a bag of dill pickle chips?"
Leblanc:
"Yeah, I suppose but I would sooner salt n' vineagar."
"Hey Leblanc, Do you want a bag of dill pickle chips?"
Leblanc:
"Yeah, I suppose but I would sooner salt n' vineagar."
by danmk November 5, 2006
Never.
If someone tells you they will do something "sooner or later", they most likely have no intention of ever doing it.
See also: Eventually
If someone tells you they will do something "sooner or later", they most likely have no intention of ever doing it.
See also: Eventually
I'll get around to raking the leaves sooner or later. *procedes to drink beer and continues watching TV*
by Wanda Wishbone July 30, 2006
by Asseater37 February 3, 2018
Bandwagon follower of the douchefaggiest sports team in the nation. Named after the people who cheated in the Oklahoma Land Run, the Oklahoma University Sooners play out of the asshole of the great state of Oklahoma, Norman. A surefire way to find all the inbred morons in a room is to yell BOOMER, which Sooner fans think rhymes with Sooner. This is also a helpful way to locate a Wal Mart employee if you're having trouble finding something in the store. Sooner Nation is an amalgamation of trailer parks that exist for the sole purpose of breeding more Sooner Fans and NRA members. Known across the nation as the worst fans in the Big 12, only a Sooner fan could love a Sooner fan, and they're probably related. Being a Sooner fan isn't without its advantages however, it grants you the ability to date your hot cousin and/or step sibling, and you start to become so fat, that your gravity attracts all the corndogs within a 4 foot radius.
The University of Oklahoma itself is average, many successful Wal Mart Managers and male nurses come out of OU.
The University of Oklahoma itself is average, many successful Wal Mart Managers and male nurses come out of OU.
1.)Man 1: "BOOMER"
12-toed inbred abomination: "Get over here Billy-Jean, my dick is stuck in the toaster again-- SOONER!"
2.) Guy 1: ".... I did your sister AND your mom last night!! Burn!"
Sooner Fan: "Me too."
12-toed inbred abomination: "Get over here Billy-Jean, my dick is stuck in the toaster again-- SOONER!"
2.) Guy 1: ".... I did your sister AND your mom last night!! Burn!"
Sooner Fan: "Me too."
by TheC00l3st December 20, 2010
The Sooner Nation is full of nothing but Premature Ejaculation!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009