When you’re up in a fantasy football matchup and your opponent comes from behind to shatter your dreams.
by Nffel November 28, 2021
someone cuts you off in traffic and you say "you SOMF!!!!" (son of a mother fucker) in a fit of rage.
by kikiwasalllike October 1, 2011
The abbreviation for ' Smile on my Face '. Cuz most of the times, when you see things in text, you do NOT LAUGH OUT LOUD. This is reasonable, and accurate.
by Gradstudent6 December 10, 2010
SOMF (Shit On My Face) - an interjection used to describe excitement, rejection or disappointment. Can be used in place of "Oh no," "Oh man," "WTF," etc.
Term popularized by a roller coaster crew in a popular amusement park in Northern Ohio.
Term popularized by a roller coaster crew in a popular amusement park in Northern Ohio.
"I started my period today, SOMF!"
"Your dad rejecting my come-on, SOMF!"
"I'm so glad I gave the professor a lap dance. I got an A! SOMF!"
"Your dad rejecting my come-on, SOMF!"
"I'm so glad I gave the professor a lap dance. I got an A! SOMF!"
by texmex330 February 10, 2009
somf is a Forum where members help each other learn Magic tricks and how to do them better. Help with inventing new tricks & effects. Advice of different ways to make an Income from Magic. The group can help in learning all aspects of magic including: Mentalism, cards tricks (simple or advanced), coin & money tricks
Members of somf can help people who want to learn a couple of tricks to fool their friends & family. somf has some of the best articles on Stage Craft and how to become a better performer of tricks that amaze friends. sofm stands for "Secrets of Magic Forum"
by Jason Gom July 16, 2008
by cxbbcff January 15, 2015
Slogan of the greatest party house to ever grace this earth, 8402 48th Street.
Home of the Beer-Pong hall of fame, as well as a number of hot bitches known as Alex McCoy, Joe Lilly, Tommy Glen, Rich Pena-Arriet and Matt "Goulet" Lewis.
A Fine address.......DO IT!
SIT ON MY FACE
Where the beer flows like Wine...Come on by!
Home of the Beer-Pong hall of fame, as well as a number of hot bitches known as Alex McCoy, Joe Lilly, Tommy Glen, Rich Pena-Arriet and Matt "Goulet" Lewis.
A Fine address.......DO IT!
SIT ON MY FACE
Where the beer flows like Wine...Come on by!
Girl 1- So Tommy what do you want to do?
Tommy- Well why dont we go outsi....Yeah just sit on my face!
Joe-Who wants more beer?
Girl 1- Can i have some?
Joe- Only if you sit on my face
Alex-Tommy how was last night?
Tommy- She sat on my face
Alex-Ah Delightful!, your a good shit Tommy Boy
Tommy- Well why dont we go outsi....Yeah just sit on my face!
Joe-Who wants more beer?
Girl 1- Can i have some?
Joe- Only if you sit on my face
Alex-Tommy how was last night?
Tommy- She sat on my face
Alex-Ah Delightful!, your a good shit Tommy Boy
by 8402 September 13, 2004