Somers is a town mostly made up of Italians and Irish. They start fights with a bunch of other towns (John Jay, Yorktown, Mahopac). People from somers are naturally very good at football. Their mascot is a tusker and a tusker is an absolute unit. The kids usually spend their time getting in to trouble and having fun.
Oh look their commenting on John Jay Instagram posts calling them fags, they must be from Somers
Somers, NY - A small town in Westchester that breeds athletes
Somers, NY - A small town in Westchester that breeds athletes
by Duke will do it for you December 28, 2018
A town in CT where there is nothing to do but cause trouble, being a small town all the people that live there base there lives off of drama, the high school kids love it, even the college kids. If you have been to Somers you also must know "Layla" she is the town well you can figure it out, Lets just say she makes boys very happy. haha
by IhaTeCT111111 June 1, 2010
When a woman uses her beef drapes or beef curtains to smack a man across the face following oral sex. The female answer to the Danza Slap. Named for the great Suzanne Somers who mastered this move after years on the ThighMaster which strengthened the muscles controlling her cameltoe/ninja foot.
by Evil DDR October 17, 2007
A small town in Westchester NY where all the kids sit around and hate on Yorktown, NY. They think they’re the shit but they’re not. They’re mascot is an elephant which basically defines how fat they all are. They hate on Yorktown for losing a state championship the year Yorktown beat them in the section championship but then they lose the state championship the next year in soccer to a school in bumblefuck. They also get bitched by Yorktown in lacrosse every year. They’re not girls are very unfortunate too because they’re all dimes but the boys all look like a toe with severe foot fungus.
by somersdad99 December 28, 2018
A public school in westchester that is not only 99% white, but also 99% vape. All everyone cares about is football or track (even though no one really cares about track other than the people that do it) The schools have the money for 12 drug talks a year, but not air conditioning in all the classrooms. The only thing that is good about it is Matt Carr canceling school and the teachers don't give a flying fuck about the kids. All the kids are in the typical cliche groups and all you hear while walking in the hall is cursing or gossiping.
by synebee January 17, 2018
Me :Bro I just lost my Xanax
Friend : Fuck bro that sucks let’s look for them
Me : oh wait I poped them I’m just too clapped
Somers High School
Friend : Fuck bro that sucks let’s look for them
Me : oh wait I poped them I’m just too clapped
Somers High School
by Anonymous6548 August 23, 2019
A small town 15 min outside of Atlantic City. Where the homes are filled with mainly white people unless your in any of the 10 housing apartments in the city. The West side(Jordan road) filled with nothing but homes and white people unless your in sea aire or mistic. The East side(Dawes ave) where all ther stores are and a slightly dirtier neighborhood w nothing but older white people, minorities, fiens, some homeless and drug dealers. Where people get fucked up for thinking they tough and robbed for trynna flex and the best weed is bought
by Cous October 14, 2018