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French for beautiful summer. Somer is usually the name of a girl who is very down to earth and a very caring person. Somer's are very unique and extremely gorgeous.
She should be a somer!
by mjosswald August 28, 2008
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a place with nothing to do but drink and smoke. half the kids are always sitting around at home and the other half are to fucked up to do anything. its probably to small to find on a map...
yo we should do suttin.
whats there to do in somers?
nothing.
ight lets get fucked up
by smuhhhhj August 22, 2009
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A twirling, long river in England, but also stands for a strong rush, and only slows down to help the ones she cares most about. Somers are outgoing, strange, and normally blonde. Rare cases show differently. Somers had the power to give advise and the power to break down and cry. But no matter what Somers have the power to make you laugh, almost everytime. They have there days where they are down and they have thier days to be beautiful.
Edward: Okay. So this random came up and talked to me today.
Alex: Somer?
Edward: How'd you know???
Alex: That's just Somer.
by Alexa Grayer May 14, 2009
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a small boring place in connecticut where there is nothing to do. the best place to go is dunkin donuts. theres tons of pizza places but nothing else. all the kids a either snobs or potheads.
holy crap somers is soo boring
by raaaaaaaa April 09, 2007
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A very classy, expensive, preppy, Vineyard Vines-wearing area in Westchester County, NY. It is along the same lines of Bedford in terms of wealth, with a slightly less well-known reputation. The pristine landscaping is beautiful, and everyone seems to know each other. The houses are too expensive and exclusive for anyone to afford, over $1,000,000 (and thats on the cheap end). Its filled with with either brand new multi-million dollar construction or huge old houses that look as great as ever. It lacks a hot spot such as Greenwich Ave, but its warmth and quaint-ness gives it the "cute, bedroom town" appeal. Everyone here is from super rich suburban catholic families consisting of both parents being either doctors, lawyers, or owners of an italian restaurant usually named after one of more members of the family. In some rare cases, the dad's dont even need to work, they are that secure. They usually vacation in Martha's Vineyard, Cape Cod, Myrtle Beach, or the Bahamas. The kids usually either get brand new Lexus's or Audi's, or receive the hand-me-down BMW that their dad recently gave them, which they drive every friday to the Westchester Mall to shop at stores like J.Crew. Unlike Scarsdale and Bronxville, most of these Somers kids are super smart, and work hard to do well in school, and dont fall into drugs and alcohol..which pays off because they go to some of the best colleges in the country. Somers adds not only wealth and beauty to Westchester, it offers a touch of class.
"She's super beautiful, classy, and smart..she must be from Somers. "

"He is such a gentleman, and even opened my car door for me on our date...he must live in those brand new mansions in Somers."

"When i get older, i want to live the most perfect preppy life, thats why i'm moving to Somers!"
by preppyturtle May 19, 2006
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verb: to jew the living shit out of something
"wow, you really just somered the shit out that kid."

"dude, dont try and somer me."
by somer rodgers January 10, 2008
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N. A down to earth, loveable girl. usually with mental retardations of some kind. Best if pronounced with a lisp. (Thomer) Usually having brownish or blonde hair. Tends to like ugly men.
I love that girl Somer, but she is a real idiot!
by -- Golem August 05, 2011
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