Stands for Scary Old Man
That man has been staring at me for awhile, he's such a som.
by icecreamqueen123 November 25, 2016
It's a Thai word meaning orange. When Thai people says "Som lon" or "orange falls", it's also a slang meaning you're having a very good luck.
If you won this lottery ticket, it was just like a big 'Som lon' on you.
by Thai elite February 05, 2010
'suck on my schlong'... telling another to suck on your dick, could be used as a joke
here are your options buddy: go to the game with me, go to the movies, or SOMS
by blackhawkdragon August 16, 2010
A really sensitive person who over-thinks every little detail of life. A friend who can be trusted. Who is ferociously emotional. Caring. Generous. Sweet. Simple. And in one word, someone who is not understood easily.
som, you are rare to find.
by mistresses March 11, 2015
State of Mind
Silicon Valley is not a place, it's a SoM.
by GPhone June 28, 2010
Means "SHIT ON ME" used often in gay sex
"Dude just SOM, my chest has been dry lately and rub it in after you've excreted."
by tania hernandez February 24, 2008
Short on money
Damn, I really want that laptop but I'm SOM.
by PSUpdates November 02, 2011