Sofalite 

Someone who conducts the majority of their socilaising from the comfort of their own sofa, using social media and SMS.

"What are you up to?"
"Just sitting on the sofa chatting to some new friends on Facebook"
"Why don't you get off your ass and go meet some actual people. You're such a sofalite

Sofalite by Steadinski May 14, 2013

sofality 

The act of killing someone or something with a sofa/couch.

1st Person: Holy shit, did you see that guy getting crushed by that couch last week?
2nd Person: Yeah man, that was one sick sofality.

sofality by Fallen_Samurai April 3, 2009