Sodexo Poop 

The act of having to use the nearest bathroom at least 5 minutes or so after eating food at one's college made by the Sodexo company.

"Wow! I just got back to my dorm from lunch 5 minutes ago, and I have to take a massive sodexo poop!"

or

"Holy Shit, I'm glad they served that lasagna breakfast burrito from three days ago! Now I have to destroy the toilet with my sodexo poop"

Sodexo Poop by Uncle Jacob September 12, 2009