Sodexo

1. adj. Extremely bad tasting, nearly to the point of torture.

2. adj. A state of extreme illness caused by low-quality cafeteria food.

1. That pile of steaming shit I just ate tasted almost as bad as a Sodexo.

2. I feel really Sodexo; I think I'm going to puke and have diarrhea at the same time.

by Dumdude October 5, 2009

Sodexo

Sodexo. A company which provides food services for many college campuses. The quality of the food varies greatly across campuses, with it being particularly bad on the SUNY Poly Utica campus. The name has become synonymous with "suck" or "sucks" on the Utica campus.

Person A: Ugh, the food here is terrible.

Person B: It's Sodexo.

by Desdemyx March 25, 2016

Sodexo

the name of your school's lunch brand (disgusten food i once found plastic in my apple pie).

The Sodexo brand was disgusten, I wonder when they can change our school lunch brand

by Gren Kwon November 30, 2018

Sodexo

To be low in quality and rarely good. Often used in relevance to food.

Those burgers from the restaurant are sodexo.

by Macro_the_Acro February 14, 2019

sodexo shits

after eating sodexo's college food, its when your ass lets loose the second that you sit down and feels like your shooting fire out your ass

typically a daily occurring incident if you are on a meal plan. tend to happen all semester, unless you eat real food or go home to eat mom's home cooking

after i ate lunch today in the cafeteria, i got the sodexo shits

by collegestudentshitter March 29, 2012

Sodexo Poop

The act of having to use the nearest bathroom at least 5 minutes or so after eating food at one's college made by the Sodexo company.

"Wow! I just got back to my dorm from lunch 5 minutes ago, and I have to take a massive sodexo poop!"

or

"Holy Shit, I'm glad they served that lasagna breakfast burrito from three days ago! Now I have to destroy the toilet with my sodexo poop"

by Uncle Jacob September 12, 2009

sodexo coffee

n. A type of spoiled water, often found in the shoppes and cantines of certain institutions unfortunate enough to entrust their culinary upkeep to the Sodexo (formerly Sodexho) corporation.

Sodexo coffee is believed to contain caffeine, but empirical data would suggest otherwise.

Notable characteristics:
-Looks a bit like pond water
-Tastes a bit like pond water
-Gives little or no indication of containing or ever having contained caffeine

"I could desperately use some caffeine right about now. "

*Nothing but Sodexo coffee nearby*

"I guess I'll go find a pond."

by GuyFaulks September 12, 2013