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CockKnocker 

A term used with your inner circle in an opening sentence to grab their attention as to allow an immediate discussion to take place. Equal parts condescending and endearing. Lets the user clear the air on current or long standing disagreements. Prepares the receiver for a possible controntation.
What's up CockKnocker?!?! I still remember that time I caught you taking a selfie with my drunk girlfriend and staring down at her cleavage, not cool bro...
CockKnocker by TeamJimmy August 16, 2019

cockknocker 

1. One who knocks cocks. 2. Someone who is a complete idiot or clutz. See jerkoff.
You're such a stupid cockknocker!
cockknocker by Do me big time May 23, 2003

cockknocker 

Mark Hamill's part in Jay and Silent Bob strike back.
Now whos balls have been busted bitch? BONG!!
cockknocker by FhillyMan October 12, 2003

Cockknocker 

One who is a complete idiot or retard. Someone excels at pissing the shit out of people. Some people may hear this when pking with Nightmarerh. One may also here the words "Bunghole" "Motherfucker" or occasionally "Hippy Ranger"
You: "Dude did you see me just pwn the narb" He lost a fucking sara sword man!"

Other guy: "Holy shit man that was Nightmarerh you better log bro!"

Nightmarerh: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHER FUCKING COCKKNOCKER HIPPY RANGERS" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Cockknocker by The Ending August 20, 2010

cockknocker 

Kezzism 1. An Old Skool fool 2.The act of knocking cock 3. An expression made by one party to express disgust at the actions of another.

In extreme situations it may be neccesary to refer to one as a double-hard cockknocker
Shutup Bond you cockknocker
cockknocker by I am Asparagus November 16, 2005

cockknocker 

1. Person who can not do anything right (see Fuckup) 2. Masterbator (see Jerkoff)
1. Get it together you cockknocker! 2. I don't like Bob, he's a real cockknocker.
cockknocker by Hepcat January 24, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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