1. To get really fucked up, almost fubaring.
2. Suck ass utility player of absolute no value on the 2006 St. Louis Cardinals. Jesus Christ he can't even field a fucking ball hit to the outfield.
1. Dude I'm So Taguchied off these 12 Natty Lights I just drank.
2. Fuckin So Taguchi just misplayed that ball in the outfield and the mother fucking Reds just scoredtwo runs!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.