A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.
Nice, so how much blow did you do?
Just say, it smells like Colombia.
other causes include but are not limited to:
ice (bad roads), low temperature (buses can't start), winds, power outages, no heat, lice epidemic (school closes for cleaning), sickness (so many students are out sick that it's not worth keeping the school open).
But it's 60 degrees outside.
Yeah, but the wind knocked the power out at school.
I was out til 4 am doing shots for Lea Anne's birthday and took a snow day.
Bryan took a snow day after partying all night and missed an important school board meeting...