He snorked three times and nearly drowned before he figured out how to breathe properly through the mouth piece.
by kzags April 6, 2011
The combination of a snort and a smirk that occurs after reading a semi funny text to which you misleadingly replied "laughing out loud(lol)"
Thomas thinks that his texts make me laugh out loud but really his jokes just make me half heartedly snork.
by LukeHPC July 3, 2015
An ignorant scrub who thinks he's top notch or he's acting like a sped, also meaning a guy or girl who plays with themselves
by SaintOfTheGeeks April 2, 2015
To suck breath out of one's partner's lungs whilst kissing, usually resulting in them making loud involuntary animal noises. An amazingly fun pastime.
Then Francesco snorked Cindy, drawing out an elephant-like scream from her throat. Afterward neither could breathe for the giggles.
by Moldor October 19, 2004
by Evil E June 13, 2007
The art of Funneling (See Funneling) a tasty beverage, must be alcoholic, through a snorkel. Giggity!
by Aged Punk March 10, 2012