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When a butt-ugly Jersey Girl (or wanna-be) hands you a slip of paper with her phone number on it after you get so drunk that you let her gargle with your goo in the loo.
"Kyle, don't answer the door. It might be that triple-bagger from last night trying to drop off a snookigram"
by AlphaTart August 17, 2011

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