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a momentary personality trade demonstrated by either saying or doing something completely stupid.
Timmy (or tammy) spit out the window of his (or her) car before he (or she) rolled down the window. <the passenger says>

"Omg Tim (or tam) you are such a "snoofer""
Snoofer by FiKB October 23, 2012
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Hoofer snoofer 

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...
I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

Hoofer snoofer 

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...
I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

Goobie snoobert 

A really silly person.

Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.
You're such a goobie snoobert

Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.
I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.
Snooker Kick by Reg Denke May 31, 2010

snooterbooter 

A nose bong used by us sick fuckers who always gotta snort everything. Same concept as a hot rail, except the hot-in-your-nose part. A rig consisting of rubber tubes, like aquarium hosing, wrapped into various shapes with water added to filter and cool the smoke.
I'm dragging ass, I could really use one of those big rips you get with the snooterbooter, right about now.
snooterbooter by SarahWrap November 29, 2016
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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