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smilefucker 

A person who wields their potent hostility through their forced, gigantic, toothy and maniacal smile.
I used to go out with that smilefucker and he seriously never turns that shit off.
smilefucker by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Sinefuckency 

- Noun {sin-i-fuhk-n-see}

The state or condition of lacking fucks; of not giving a fuck.

{ "Sine-" (L. "without, lack") + "fuck" + "-ency" }
1.
Charles couldn't bring himself to finish his taxation law assignment as he was suffering from an acute case of late-semester sinefuckency

2.
Bloke 1: That bloke couldn't have appeared less interested in doing his job properly if he'd tried!
Bloke 2: Agreed, the sinefuckency was strong with that one!

Smilefuck 

You've been smilefucked when somebody smiles and agrees to do something for/with you, when they have no intention whatsoever of actually following through with said commitment.
This jackoff rep from <insert carrier here> keeps calling me asking for quotes - I usually tell him every couple weeks that he'll be getting some opportunities in the coming weeks - no shot! Classic smilefuck.
Smilefuck by mckenney25 May 14, 2013

slimefuck 

An person who annoys you in every way possible
"Richard is a major slimefuck."
slimefuck by Johnissoevil February 1, 2004
When a person sends you nudes over snapchat.
Guy 1: Dude, me and Uniqua snapfucked last night!

slimefuck 

A slimefuck is a person who is fucking slimy, and also retarded. the fact that they are slimy could refer to their lack of personal quality, hygiene, appearance, personal taste and lack of class, along with the fact they are a total dipshit and everyone hates them. generally all slimefucks are so shitty, that even other slimefucks dont like them, but this is not always the case. sometimes, slimefucks can roughly form together to form any number of slimy organizations, wether it be a law firm, real estate agency, used car lot, or political group.
"I spoke with a salesman today and he tried to sell me the worst tools I've ever used, that slimefuck. all of the tools broke, so I kicked his slimy ass"

"there was a slimefuck on the bus today that was eating a can of beans, and spilled em everywhere. his feet stunk, and then he puked on himself. got kicked off right after but the slime he left ruined the bus permanently"
slimefuck by ApoC_101 June 30, 2008