2 definitions by jturc

nipefuck

Similar to snipefucking, the main differences being the goalie's asshole actually bleeds and he feels the need to check his equipment for holes.

Suicide is an acceptable form of dealing with being nipefucked

Yzerman nipefucked that St.Louis goalie in double OT.

Conor wishes he could nipefuck like Jake.

by jturc October 4, 2009

Snipefuck

to embarrass, destroy ,fry, pwn, own, and obliterate any goalie's hope of playing hockey by sniping them so hard they feel as if they've been fucked.

Ovechkin snipefucks whenever he wants.

Conor Clark is unable to snipefuck.

by jturc October 4, 2009