A drunken Minnesotan or Winsconsinian version of Sasquatch. Not to be confused with a girl scratching herself. But it could work that way too depending on the situation.
DRUNK1: HOLY SHIT! I SEEN SNATCHSCRATCH!
DRUNK 2: Shut the hell up and gimme a beer.
Just like the mythical creature of old, said to roam the deep forested areas of the North American continent, the snatchsquatch is rarely, if ever seen. The snatchsquatch is the title given to a wife's snizpod by the sorry sap that married her.
Single dude: Hey bro, how was your weekend?
Married dude: Not bad. Wasted a lot of it looking for the snatchsquatch. Didn't find shit!
Single dude: Dude, you need to get laid more than those nature nerds do!
Extremely hairy and out of control female pubic region. Usually appears as if the woman in question has sasquatch's head in a leg lock.
Also a reference to the fact that many women today shave their pubic hair, and thus is sighted rarely, especially in strip clubs and porno movies.
When she took off her pants, I could see the hair coming out from the sides of her panties; it looked like she had snatchsquatch hiding in there.
A broad-shouldered beast living within human society that lacks every social skill taught to elementary school students. Their frame borderlines on that of the female homo-sapien and Yeti. They are most commonly found at Home Depot, Summer craft and female music festivals.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.