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A metropolitan delusional bitch who thinks she has "The Power" because of her imaginary crown.

Common narcissistic actions of a "Snarkenfrau" may be fraud, property destruction, defamation of character, uncontrollable spending, denial of personal accountability, ultra long hair extensions, a 40' X 40' couture clothing closet....... and is generally followed by a population of gay talentless 'wannabe' entrepreneurs.
“I despise this engagement ring---it's yellow, and I'm like, I'm a Snarkenfrau---who does he think he is for giving me this yellow trash for my engagement ring.”
by Gangy_B March 30, 2011

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