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(n): 1. The IM window that a group of people use during conference calls or meetings to ridicule, complain about, or denigrate some other person or persons in the meeting. Note that conducting actual business in this window is strictly prohibited and may result in an additional snarkchat that does not include the offender, for the express purpose of ridiculing said offender.

2. The content itself may also be referred to as snarkchat.
Billy and Bob opened a snarkchat window during their conference call to type "That's what she said" to everything everyone in the call said.

Billy and Bob's snarkchat is lame.
Snarkchat by SirHangDangly January 27, 2014
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sharkchalk 

Liquid chalk. A liquid version of the traditional block chalk that has been used to improve grip in weightlifting, climbing, and other sports that require grip strength.

The name derives from the texture of actual shark skin. Shark skin will allow a hand to move freely in one direction while halting the hand if it were to move in the opposite direction. Liquid chalk or sharkchalk goes on smooth, then grips.
Do you use block chalk or have you upgraded to sharkchalk yet?
sharkchalk by Cliff Jaetner March 21, 2021

SNATCHATWAT 

A licked twat with bite.
Snatchatwat: When you lick a twat and it snatches you back.
SNATCHATWAT by cornchu April 8, 2017

SNATCHATWAT SHOT 

Bartender I need a snatchatwat shot. 1- shot jamison ( for bite)

1/2- shot Irish cream ( for creaminess)
1/2- shot vanilla vodka ( for after taste)
SNATCHATWAT SHOT by cornchu June 2, 2017

Snapchatters 

Snapchatters are usually prepubescent teenagers showcasing their horrifically horrendous bodies.
Snapchat the very word disgusts me.
Snapchatters are the equivalent of cam whores.
Snapchatters by 93n94r October 18, 2014

Cursed Snapchat 

A cursed snapchat is when you use a try it with a friend snap and the other one joins on an object behind you
Girl 1: Oh my god! Look at this! I did a Snapchat filter and it put it on an object behind me!
Girl 2: OH SHIET. THAT'S A CURSED SNAPCHAT!! You have ghosts!!

Snapchat 

A pointless form of communication in which one tries to send messages to people and talk about stuff, but is mainly replied with a stupid selfie. Every morning one has to send a picture to all 4 or 5 of their quote on quote streaks in hopes that they'll reply. Guys never break the streak. It's always the girls that break it. Snapchat sucks ass
Johnny: Hey, how was the test today?
Hot babe: sends picture of "good side" of face with tongue sticking out
Johnny: okay... How was school?

Hot babe: *doesnt reply*
Johnny: *Turns off snapchat* fuck this shit
Snapchat by RoyalYoshi June 19, 2016
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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