Snampon

A plug of cotton or the like for insertion into a nostril for absorbing snot and keeping it from dribbling down your top lip and into your mouth.

I've been sniffling all day, but now, with my snampon, I can rest assured that my snot won't drip onto my sandwich as I'm eating.

Snampon by Varcos February 3, 2012

Shampons 

Tampons made from a Sham Wow.

Instead of buying a box of tampons, my girlfriend reused some shampons.

Shampons by moss1972 May 29, 2009

Swampon

A swamp, a swamp of tampons usually due to an influx of women who use only one bathroom whereby constant inundation and carelessness overwhelmes the toilets and trash capacities.

Custodian: Damn. I call off one day and find a swampon going on in the ladies room?
Jane Fonda: How do you mean?

Custodian: You never noticed? Whenever you feminists, or any large gathering of women come together for that matter, you all sync up your periods and over flow the toilets and the trash receptacles creating a veritable swamp of tampons...a swampon. I've seen it before.

Jane Fonda: Good. Then clean it...and add this to the swampon so you have a place to stand. (Thuwamp) :::: Jane further contributes to the mess with her own.

Swampon by saint scams July 19, 2012

sampon

The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.

Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!

sampon by Turd Furguson9652 May 23, 2007

sampon

The co-worker you place in boss's vagina to absorb all the useless tasks he menstruates.

Hey, Dr. Evil wants someone to arrange a class to teach the team how to spell. That sounds like a job for sampon!

sampon by Turd Ferguson9652 May 23, 2007

Slampon 

A vodka soaked tampon. Useful for getting drunk during the work day without the appearance of consuming an alcoholic beverage at your desk.

"There's no way I would have been able to get through today without my six-pack of Slampons."

Slampon by tampaxadvice November 21, 2009

Shampon 

A feminine hygiene product made of a Sham-Wow, similar to a tampon. Lasts all week and is re-usable. Turns red when done.

Slogan: (To the theme of Land of the Lost)

Sham-Sham-Sham
Sham-Sh-Sham-Shampon
Never Buy a Tampon Again!

Mother: Your grandmother asked me to give this to you when she passed away

Daughter: A Shampon! Thanks, I'll never have to buy a tampon again!

Shampon by McSchlops September 1, 2009