Nick: Where's Kev?
Greg: I dunno.
Karen: Were you here when he was talking about the coyotes?
Greg: Shadebird's probably outside chasing the moon or some shit.
or
Paris: What're yr sister and them doing tonight?
Kirby: Dude, she's 14. I have no idea.
Paris: You should text her.
Kirby: No, I shouldn't, ya frickin' shadebird.
The act of masturbating (jerking off) while your significant other is sleeping next to you. Just before ejaculation (getting a nut), the masturbator bites his significant other on the neck waking them up. Once awake the masturbator nuts in their face. The midnight snakebite!
Oh man, my wife is really pissed at me. She was not amused last night when I gave her a taste of the midnightsnakebite.