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an old fat man with a hitler mustache who's face twitches and looks like Poppa smurf

Catchphrase: "Stifle!!!"
Weakness; Black kids and people sneezing
Strength:.................none..........
Kid 1: "oh no its its smurfa!"
kid 2 :"dont worry i'm black and i have a cold, no way he'll come close."
by KenyanKick April 21, 2011