an old fat man with a hitler mustache who's face twitches and looks like Poppa smurf
Catchphrase: "Stifle!!!"
Weakness; Black kids and people sneezing
Strength:.................none..........
Catchphrase: "Stifle!!!"
Weakness; Black kids and people sneezing
Strength:.................none..........
Kid 1: "oh no its its smurfa!"
kid 2 :"dont worry i'm black and i have a cold, no way he'll come close."
kid 2 :"dont worry i'm black and i have a cold, no way he'll come close."
by KenyanKick April 21, 2011
A gaming name for those people who are scamming a lot of new players “noobs” to became stronger.
One Smurfas act as a smart person, thinking that he can scamm you easy, but at the end they are just dumbs that don’t know about being trust is always the best way to go.
Those Smurfas are uncontrollable, trying to scamm people all the time makes their brain bug and became a real dumb, who lost understanding of even the own language.
A smurfas always need a Buddha member with him, so the buddha can translate what a Smurfas says.
One Smurfas act as a smart person, thinking that he can scamm you easy, but at the end they are just dumbs that don’t know about being trust is always the best way to go.
Those Smurfas are uncontrollable, trying to scamm people all the time makes their brain bug and became a real dumb, who lost understanding of even the own language.
A smurfas always need a Buddha member with him, so the buddha can translate what a Smurfas says.
Noob new at game:
Noob- Hey, can you help me?
Smurfas- Oh yes, I can, but this boss I need a friend weapon to give more damage, so add me and give me you weapon.
Noob-Fuck!! You are a smurfas?!
Noob- pls man. Give my weapon back
Smurfas- Hhhhh me no know you, condom scanner
Noob- What? Me no know you? What that means, you are dumb?
Buddha- It is something like “I don’t know you”
After that this “noob” became a GM after some years and Smurfas got banned with tittle “Who are the smart now, smurfas?” - Noob, some years ago.
Smurfas reported “Pls man, me no know you good was, sroy, me = noop, u = top man, pla sroy, need play again back talisman online.”
GM couldn’t understand at all, and Smurfas became a brainless player.
Don’t be a smurfas.
Noob- Hey, can you help me?
Smurfas- Oh yes, I can, but this boss I need a friend weapon to give more damage, so add me and give me you weapon.
Noob-Fuck!! You are a smurfas?!
Noob- pls man. Give my weapon back
Smurfas- Hhhhh me no know you, condom scanner
Noob- What? Me no know you? What that means, you are dumb?
Buddha- It is something like “I don’t know you”
After that this “noob” became a GM after some years and Smurfas got banned with tittle “Who are the smart now, smurfas?” - Noob, some years ago.
Smurfas reported “Pls man, me no know you good was, sroy, me = noop, u = top man, pla sroy, need play again back talisman online.”
GM couldn’t understand at all, and Smurfas became a brainless player.
Don’t be a smurfas.
by P_I_G_A_S_U_S August 23, 2019