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Smunching is what happens when you have a boner and see something so unattractive and disturbing it immediately makes your boner go limp. This is not a gradual softening of the penis, this is going from 12 to 6 instantly. This terrible sight has smunched your boner. You have a boner, you see your grandma taking a shit, you instantly don't have a boner...you've been smunched.
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Saturday morning brunch, generally taken around 10:30am at an excellent local dining establishment. I got pretty hammered at the club on Friday, but smunch totally cured my hangover!
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Smoking pot on your lunch break....SMoke lUNCH, get it? This is the "meal" between smeakfast & sminner I went home for a smunch and came back to work really relaxed and ready to......wait, what was i saying?
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(n.) Smunch: a form of punishment from consisting of placing a sandwich to someones ear and punching them as hard as possible. (v.) To Smunch: The act of smunching. 1. Smunch is a punishment associated with Rubs Law James "Graham was being a doushe in class so Jake went to Smunch him!"
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Snacking or eating in a delightful manner He liked to smunch in his downtime.
Smunching was one of his many hobbies. She was found at the smunch bar. |
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A cross between "smash" and "crunch" denoting the demolishing of an entity, however is not neccessarily limited to the physical,rather it can also be used post-verbal-crucifixion, adding to the diminishment of he/she/s dignity. "Man, Fred's parents had a black baby..."
"and..." "Their Both white"...."smunched!" Freds dad = Smunched! |
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To eat vagina, munch the carpet, falatia. Performing oral sex on a vagina. Carlita wouldn't let me smash last night so I smunched instead.
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