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smuggling peanuts 

the unfortunate condition of having stiff nips
person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh
smuggling peanuts by sara s April 19, 2006

Peanut smuggling 

What a woman is said to be doing if her nipples are excessively erect and visible under her clothing. See also wingnuts
Whoa dude! There's some major peanut smuggling going on there!
Peanut smuggling by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Peanut Smuggling 

Definition: "Noun. Of a woman, having prominently erect nipples, visible through her clothing"
Oh look she's peanut smuggling - it must be cold
Peanut Smuggling by Rosebud982 April 2, 2008

Peanut smuggling 

the act of smuggling peanuts.

"dude, i just came back from a peanut farm, and i did some mad peanut smuggling, yo. YEAH!"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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