Top Definition
Super Mega Ugly Fuck.
"Did you talk to Sally today?"
"Ew, no, she's such a SMUF."
by notasmuf April 01, 2008
2 more definitions
A character from the 80s television show the smurfs. They are blue and 98% male. They never engage in sexual activity, which would be considered politically incorrect by today's standards.
Smufs are weird.
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
Daniel/Smuf/smufter/variations upon a theme. Tennis,trumpet player. In love with Roxy D!
Me, Daniel aka Smuf
by Daniel May 03, 2003

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