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Smoochin la goochin 

It’s where you ship ppl but they don’t like each other that way
you see althea and felix over there they are smoochin la goochin

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher 

Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"

Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher 

any male who acts kind of fruity. Mostly used among friends in jest, but not limited that situation.
Hey Dude Smoochin Pee-Pee Toucher, stop singing avril songs and get you head in the game.

pickle smoochin freak 

Describing someone who loves the cock.
That kid a such a pickle smoochin freak!!

sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.
John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes
smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016