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A smurf monk
"Wow, that blue beanie really makes him look like a smonk!"
by jefftheugg March 03, 2012
 
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Smonk is to be sminked and vice versa
1. I walked to the shop today and slipped on my Twll. I got smonked!

2. When we went to the Circus I met Sminky the Smonk.

3. After a night of romance I accidentally smonked my pants.